Friday, April 10, 2009

Day Five: The Day I Almost Rolled Out of Bed and Left the State

Beard: Just stand back a ways, squint and turn your head. See, it looks fine.

So I woke up this morning and got the call. Tapes stranded in NJ needed to be rushed to DC. And I was the man for the job. An hour later stranded in the Hoboken train station, my free trip to Washington died. Oh well. It got me out of bed before noon. Afterward, I went back to Brooklyn and crawled back in bed.

This concludes my first full week of unemployment. The weekend doesn't count, and I am far too lazy to give you updates then anyway. I wish you all a very happy Zombie Day. Join me next week as the State of New York begins paying me to do NOTHING.

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